All items ship for free to blue states. Red states (or politically conservative areas) will pay a flat rate of $10 for shipping, otherwise known as the Vomitface Asshole Tax. To save on shipping costs, do your part to enact change in your awful town, create a welcoming atmosphere for diversity, and stop voting like a bitch.

Contact us about your issue within one week of receiving your purchased item to inquire about a return. Returns cannot be guaranteed. If an item arrives damaged or never arrives, a refund or replacement will be issued.

Items ship within 5-7 business days of your purchase. We use American fulfillment facilities where workers make a living wage and a healthy work/life balance is encouraged. If you want things faster, you can use anti-union shops like Amazon.